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jasontheexploder: If Starfleet was sending all its ships to Wolf 359, fully knowing it would...
Nov 7th
“Yeah when the train left the station, yeah, two lights on...”
— Robert Johnson
Nov 7th

Weird shit on my desk, part 1

Open Gerber pocketknife Green glowing object shaped like a UFO cross-section (it’s a spoke...
Nov 7th

This is why I should not be allowed IM

Me: OMG. WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE SOUND
D: I believe that it is "Greek Week"
Me: SHOCKING
D: Yes. Why are you yelling?
Me: THE HORROR OF HAVING TO LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS OF YOUTH ENGAGING IN ANAL SEX AS A CLUMSY AND INEFFICIENT MEANS OF MONTHLY BIRTH CONTROL
D: Actually ... it's the other Greek WEek
Me: EVEN WORSE: THE YOUTH ARE BEING FORCED BY UNIFORMED THUGS TO SEGREGATE THEMSELVES BY RACE AND SEX AND THEN ENGAGE IN ALCOHOL ABUSE
D: I really don't want to talk to you any more if you're going to be like this.
Nov 6th
talix18: duckandpenguin: talix18: Is it Drive? Is it Drive? Of course! :D How was...
Nov 6th

are you a cyclist?

seagull: rebeccarae: do you have time to fill out a short essay? it’s for my little brother’s...
Nov 6th
xplanes: nobody died! friday #34: Pilatus Britten-Norman...
Nov 6th
talix18: Is it Drive? Is it Drive? Of course! :D How was lunch? Did your date pay attention...
Nov 6th
Warch Watch
zengiraffe: Hump Day Slow Dance Song of the Week. What better way to beat the midweek blues then...
Nov 6th
talix18: duckandpenguin: slantback: “Since 1999, starting pitchers on short rest were 9-28...
Nov 6th
slantback: “Since 1999, starting pitchers on short rest were 9-28 in the postseason against...
Nov 6th
Warch Watch
emmas: Bonfire Night, Uk Style. For those handsome merricans that ruined it for me for ever. ...
Nov 6th

True or false

magicmolly: The world is divided into fun-loving girls and serious girls. False. There are some...
Nov 6th

The shape I'm in: a report, so you don't...

Sing: Can’t. Pretty: Ain’t. Legs: Thin. On the other hand, if you ask, I will...
Nov 6th
lickystickypickyme: This goes on my front door. Welcome...
Nov 6th
slantback: “Fear is ugly because it makes you irrational. Fear makes you jump to conclusions. Fear...
Nov 6th

Are there any other memos I haven't...

anderrhea: I, for one, was fooled by the mullet. I’m not ashamed to admit it. You got the one...
Nov 6th
talix18: duckandpenguin: femmebot: “Put only one space after punctuation. The typewriter...
Nov 6th
femmebot: “Put only one space after punctuation. The typewriter convention of two spaces is for...
Nov 6th
szymon: Kevin Van Aelst Ceci n’est pas une disque...
Nov 5th
Warch Watch
Pearl Jam performing “Whip It” in Devo costume. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
Nov 5th

!!!!!!!!!!!

anderrhea: jasencomstock: anderrhea: Where did you people go to school?! One space. Always....
Nov 5th
jasencomstock: me learning to type. If Madame DeFarge...
Nov 5th

!!!!!!!!!!!

anderrhea: Where did you people go to school?! One space. Always. One. Space. ...
Nov 5th
cassiesspot: grapesnbananas: (via...
Nov 5th

So we're all clear

anderrhea: I wasn’t all yelly at anyone in particular - You read the comments on that...
Nov 5th

When I was a kid all the maps said

talix18: notthatkindagay: jasencomstock: Peking. When I was a kid there were 2...
Nov 5th

Revelation

So I was riding to work today, due west-ish, and the sun started to dissolve the fog bank so I...
Nov 5th
benonymous: moorewr: southpol: Ezra Klein has some...
Nov 5th
anderrhea: via Etsy Wait. Wait. IS THIS MY KID DOING...
Nov 5th
talix18: duckandpenguin: jaie: (posted with...
Nov 5th

viaticatus

anderrhea: 34 0.6 N, 118 30.0 W This’ll help with the titles. :) Ah, the historic end of...
Nov 5th
anderrhea: thechocolatebrigade: Who else agrees? ...
Nov 5th

Ab initio

anderrhea: 38.0489 N, 84.49481 W OK I am intrigued. Maps: I am a sucker for.
Nov 5th
tilty: <3
Nov 5th
jaie: (posted with tweetshots.com) And really, if all...
Nov 5th
Michael Steele answers your questions on the...
Nov 4th
anderrhea: I have a project that I really should be working on, but to be honest - procrastination...
Nov 4th
Santa isn’t coming. It’s up to you.
Nov 4th

Hi. I'm kinda miserable.

Things stink, and if they keep up like this for another week and a half then WHAM I’m off to...
Nov 4th
resscycled: alex flood, i thought you would like this (: ...
Nov 4th

Meg, apparently November is National...

talix18: yosamanthrax: haguenite: In your honor, I shall draw a moustache on one of the...
Nov 4th
danhacker: Halloween 09 Jess as The Silk Spectre II, and...
Nov 4th
seagull: GPOYW: Skelli Cyclists Halloween ride Look at...
Nov 4th
Listen Listen
“You Can’t Touch The Untouchable,” The Big Sleep
Nov 4th

The Most Boring Interview Questions...

tesslynch: Who is your style icon? Eddie Vedder ca. 1989 What is your must-have for spring?...
Nov 4th

Pet peeve #9502

lawful: sade: When people describe inanimate objects as “fun”. NO. STOP. Those shoes aren’t...
Nov 4th
Warch Watch
There is a lot of douching left to go in this series.
Nov 3rd

I do not want this keyboard; it is...

Defective. Not working. I keep hitting the Escape key. Nothing happens. I’m still sitting...
Nov 3rd
He hasn’t waited long enough.
Nov 3rd
Rotisserie-style crock pot chicken
Nov 3rd

YOU CAN PUT A WHOLE CHICKEN IN A CROCK...

talix18: crabbyalissa: yosamanthrax: YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS DOES FOR MY DIET AND MY...
Nov 3rd
Warch Watch
(Associated Press, via DRB) But seriously folks, the spider was not “bugging” Benedict....
Nov 3rd
cvxn: juliasegal: Princess Leia and her stunt double...
Nov 3rd

Headache.

Please wear eye protection and closed-toe shoes in case of shrapnel or corrosive spills.
Nov 3rd

About this "Pristiq" medicine for...

anderrhea: thoseareturkeys: (via inothernews) Don’t get me started. Heh. There’s a...
Nov 3rd

oooh

that interception was timely, N’awluns.
Nov 3rd
charmingortedious: suicideblonde: Firefly 1x11...
Nov 3rd
I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit.
Nov 2nd
celerity: zengiraffe: Glynco blimp landing on an...
Nov 2nd
tobles: duckandpenguin: Oh my God. This is like...
Nov 2nd
bibi: 002g.jpg (JPEG Image, 709×470 pixels) Is this...
Nov 2nd
talix18: autismsucks: inothernews: Serenading...
Nov 2nd

Houses of:

talix18: notthatkindagay: inothernews: Mirth. Pain. Pancakes. 4. Usher 5. Blues 6....
Nov 2nd
jasontheexploder: Me as Cary Grant in North By...
Nov 2nd
Oh my God. This is like Nobel-prize grade OCD stuff. (ps....
Nov 2nd

So about that writing thing

anderrhea: Suggestions for MOAR music are always welcome. Keine Rammstein? Unglaublich.
Nov 2nd
mollylambert: gifparty: Excellent technique. I give it a 7.9
Nov 2nd
anderrhea: First: Sandwich Second: Quash the rebellion With one swift strroke. Man, I miss...
Nov 1st
Arrrrrrrgh! More photos to be available on Transport Error...
Nov 1st
Graaaaaaaah!
Nov 1st