Duck and Penguin - Hint: not the same

Duck. Penguin. Zombo. They go together, like ramma lamma lamma, ta dingity ding dee dong.

Hint: not the same

Have you ever hit a bird with your windshield? Yeah, me too.

Have you ever hit a bird with your helmet, going 50 miles an hour, almost crashed, started to pull over, then had inertia suddenly flip a destroyed bird carcass down in front of your face, because its wing somehow got caught in your helmet without your knowledge?

I think I’m going to look into this “walking everywhere” deal.

Actually, now that you mention it, yeah, I have. Only I wasn’t going 50, and I am pretty sure the bird survived just fine (pushbike, not motor). Aieeyah.